WOOT!
Check out Ted the official mascot for the Big Cocks and Shamrocks Giveaway Hop! Isn't he handsome.
The Cabal of Hotness (Which I'm a member of) having been cooking up this hop with Close Encounters with the Night Kind & Read Between the Lines for some time.
And now it's here. Double WOOT!
The Cabal was formed at Romanticon 2012, though I wasn't there in person, I was in spirit and was suckered asked to join in on the awesome Fondled & Gobbled Anthologies.
And the rest they say is history.
The Cabal is offering a NICE grand prize. It's a Naughty Basket full of fun and includes:
It is called a Basket Full of Naughty. It contains the following in a
Cabal of Hotness tote:
The items:
- tickler/flogger (one on each end)
- penis-shaped sour candies
- flask that reads "girls with class don't need a glass"
- g-spot vibe
- oral sex "essentials" kit
- glow in the dark erotic dice
We'll also include a $30 gift card and a Cabal of Hotness t-shirt.
And for coming to my blog in the hop I'm offering TWO prizes because some how I ended up on the linky list twice.
Two lucky winners at the end of the hop will an ebook of their choice from my backlist which can be found here.
So go. Hop. Have fun and be sure to check out Fondled & Gobbled.
If you like Wolves be sure to grab a copy of Going Back for Seconds which has my story Wild Wolf at Midnight.
Here's a little snippet to whet your appetite and it's for over 18 only. So if you're underage, shoo!
So go. Hop. Have fun and be sure to check out Fondled & Gobbled.
If you like Wolves be sure to grab a copy of Going Back for Seconds which has my story Wild Wolf at Midnight.
Here's a little snippet to whet your appetite and it's for over 18 only. So if you're underage, shoo!
I removed my silk blouse and undid my bra,
releasing the kraken of my heaving bosom.
“Mmmmrategrrr,” he said in a burst of
growling, but it sounded like a mixture of Scooby Doo and one of those bad
America’s Funniest Home Videos where people claim their dogs can talk. Wulfe
was trying to talk despite his mutism. Apparently my breasts have some sort of
healing power.
“Grrrr.” He began to unbuckle his belt and
undo the button on his fly. I noticed the bulge then and my mouth went dry.
“Grrrr, yourself.”
His pants dropped to the floor and my
breath caught in my throat.
Ding, ding, ding! Jackpot!
However, my sensible side whispered, that’s going to hurt. See what you’ve
got yourself into?
Wulfe’s cock was thick, long and standing
straight up. The head, with a glistening bead of pre-cum, rested against his
abs. You could grate cheese on his abs, though I’d never really liked that
comparison. I really didn’t want to think about cheese at the moment, although
I could picture him smothered in Cheese Whiz and the only way to save him was
to lick it off.
A zing of anticipation shot through me.
He growled again and motioned vehemently to
my pants. From his gestures I could guesstimate I was to remove my trousers,
toot suite, or they were going to be torn from my body. I sat up and undid the
buttons and realized I’d forgotten one crucial piece to my preparations. I was
wearing my Spanx, the woman’s underwear equivalent to the Hoover Dam. I
should’ve removed them before, that way the rolls would’ve settled naturally
and the impression marks from the seams might’ve faded somewhat.
If he removed them now my imperfections
would erupt from the confines of my undies like a tsunami of my pasty white
skin.
And that was not flattering or sexy in the least.
“Fuck,” I cursed. I leaned over to protect
my secret and headbutted Wulfe, hard, in the junk.
40 comments:
thanks for the wonderful giveaway and i do so enjoy reading your books!
parisfan_ca@yahoo.com
the funniest movie in a while has to be bridesmaids! i love melissa mccarthy! thanks for the giveaway!
jaimela77 at gmail dot com
Thanks so much, Laurie! :)
I LOVE Bridesmaids, Jaime.
So funny.
"It's coming out of me like LAVA!" LOL
Thanks for visiting.
I'll be announcing the winner after the hop.
Great excerpt, thanks for being part of this fun blog hop.
skpetal at hotmail dot com
I think those 2 parodies sound great. I may move them to the top of my TBR list. Thanks for the giveaway!
kaylyndavis1986@yahoo.com
I caught myself snorting with laughter on that excerpt and my hubby wanting to know what I was laughing about.
cmucha319(at)yahoo(dot)com
How I Met your Mother! <3 that show!
mmbrack@earthlink.net
Just about anything with Adam Sandler in it!!
Thank you for the giveaway!
draco.cfc@live.com
Thanks for being a part of the giveaway!!! WOO HOO! Love the excerpt!
books4me67 at ymail dot com
I adore old movies, and I gotta say that Some Like it Hot makes me laugh every time. So chock full of double entendres and innuendo, with a great cast and great performances. Thanks for the cute excerpt, and for joining the hop.
Urb
brendurbanist at gmail dot com
My favorite comedy is a toss up between The Hangover and Bridesmaids.
smurfettev AT gmail DOT com
Wake Angel, I love How I Met Your Mother. Just watched all 7 seasons on Netflix and I'm trying to get caught up on Season 8.
Cheree, I love Adam Sandler. I think my favorite is still Happy Gilmore. That came out when I was in highschool and me and my highschool girlfriends still quote it.
I haven't seen Some Like it Hot, Urb. Though I'll definitely have to add it to my TBW pile. :)
I have to chose the Big Bang Theory; we really don't watch a lot of TV but that show does catch my attention occasionally and make me laugh.
I found your excerpt to be very funny and interesting; have added it to my TBL!
Thank you for the contest!
Have a great day!
bluebirdsub24 at gmail dot com
I do love The Big Bang Theory too, Lola. Sheldon cracks me up.
Excellent...so you are also a humorous author! XO
books4me67 at ymail dot com
I try to be, Books4Me. :)
I have a bit of a warped sense of humor. LOL
I LOVED the excerpt! LOL
susanmplatt AT hotmail DOT com
OMG!! That was hilarious!! My favorite comedy is actually "Good Luck Chuck" starring Dane Cook. I don't know if you've seen it but its about a guy that woman think is good luck because after they sleep with him they find their true love and get married. It's HILARIOUS.
Thanks so much for the great giveaway and joining in on the hop!!!
Ashley A
ash_app(at)hotmail(dot)com
I love Good Luck Chuck! :)
OMG that was so funny... I need to get those books... Had me laughing so hard. Thanks for being part of the hop.
j.m.platt83@gmail.com
How i met your mother! :)
Froggy
froggarita@gmail.com
Love the excerpt! As for my fav comedy, I'm a fan of The Big Bang Theory.
dancingcelt at gmail dot com
on tv I like the Big Bang Theory and movie wise - hmmm The Princess Bride - thanks for the giveaway!
My favorite comedy on TV has to be The Big Bang Theory....Favorite movie I guess would be Bridesmaids... I'm not into comedy movies...I'm of an action movie girl....
angelalove@uwmail.com
Enjoyed the excerpt. Too bad she couldn't snap her fingers or twitch her nose to make the Spanx disappear. My favorite comedy is RV with Robin Williams. But I have also enjoyed American Reunion.
JessieL62(at)comcast(dot)net
These books sound like so much fun :)
booklover1335 at gmail dot com
As in movie?? That's hard. I enjoyed "Bridesmaids," "Heavy Weights" is really good, too. I also loved "When in Rome."
Thanks for the giveaway!
mestith at gmail dot com
My favorite comedy is probably Billy Madison or Happy Gilmore :) I love me some old Adam Sandler movies! Thanks so much for the giveaway!
bookliaison(AT)yahoo(DOT)com
Bridesmaids was really good. I also love alot of the old comedies. Young Frankenstien and Blazing Saddles.
-Amber
goodblinknpark(AT)yahoo(DOT)com
Great excerpt. I love the movie Space Balls.
mythic021@gmail.com
My favorite comedy tv show would be The Big Bang Theory :) Love that show!
I really liked the excerpt and feel sorry for Wulfe for that ending...OUCH!
June
manning_J2004 at yahoo dot com
Looking forward to reading the anthologies.
smurfettev AT gmail DOT com
Awesome excerpt. My favorite comedies are anything by Mel Brooks.
Morganlafey86(at)aol(dot)com
Thanks for the amazing giveaway!
elizabeth @ bookattict . com
On TV I love Big Bang Theory...in movies, Dogma & The Ref are 2 of my faves.
Thanks for the amazing giveaway!
elizabeth @ bookattict . com
And yes, as they say, the rest is history! haha
Favorite comedy movie is the Christmas Vacation movies with Chevy Chase. Just too funny.
Thanks for a great hop.
luvfuzzzeeefaces at yahoo dot com
You are a new author to me. All your books sound like great reads.
lauratroxelatyahoodotcom
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