Saturday, March 16, 2013

Cocks & Shamrocks Blog Hop

OOPS I forgot to mention, if you want a chance to win my prize (read down further for what it is) then leave a comment and tell me what your favorite comedy is.

WOOT!

Check out Ted the official mascot for the Big Cocks and Shamrocks Giveaway Hop! Isn't he handsome.

The Cabal of Hotness (Which I'm a member of) having been cooking up this hop with Close Encounters with the Night Kind & Read Between the Lines for some time.

And now it's here. Double WOOT!

The Cabal was formed at Romanticon 2012, though I wasn't there in person, I was in spirit and was suckered  asked to join in on the awesome Fondled & Gobbled Anthologies.



And the rest they say is history.

The Cabal is offering a NICE grand prize. It's a Naughty Basket full of fun and includes:

It is called a Basket Full of Naughty. It contains the following in a Cabal of Hotness tote:

The items:
- tickler/flogger (one on each end)
- penis-shaped sour candies
- flask that reads "girls with class don't need a glass"
- g-spot vibe
- oral sex "essentials" kit
- glow in the dark erotic dice

We'll also include a $30 gift card and a Cabal of Hotness t-shirt. 

And for coming to my blog in the hop I'm offering TWO prizes because some how I ended up on the linky list twice.

Two lucky winners at the end of the hop will an ebook of their choice from my backlist which can be found here.

So go. Hop. Have fun and be sure to check out Fondled & Gobbled.

If you like Wolves be sure to grab a copy of Going Back for Seconds which has my story Wild Wolf at Midnight.

Here's a little snippet to whet your appetite and it's for over 18 only. So if you're underage, shoo!


I removed my silk blouse and undid my bra, releasing the kraken of my heaving bosom.

“Mmmmrategrrr,” he said in a burst of growling, but it sounded like a mixture of Scooby Doo and one of those bad America’s Funniest Home Videos where people claim their dogs can talk. Wulfe was trying to talk despite his mutism. Apparently my breasts have some sort of healing power.

“Grrrr.” He began to unbuckle his belt and undo the button on his fly. I noticed the bulge then and my mouth went dry.

“Grrrr, yourself.”

His pants dropped to the floor and my breath caught in my throat.

Ding, ding, ding! Jackpot!

However, my sensible side whispered, that’s going to hurt. See what you’ve got yourself into?
Wulfe’s cock was thick, long and standing straight up. The head, with a glistening bead of pre-cum, rested against his abs. You could grate cheese on his abs, though I’d never really liked that comparison. I really didn’t want to think about cheese at the moment, although I could picture him smothered in Cheese Whiz and the only way to save him was to lick it off.

A zing of anticipation shot through me.

He growled again and motioned vehemently to my pants. From his gestures I could guesstimate I was to remove my trousers, toot suite, or they were going to be torn from my body. I sat up and undid the buttons and realized I’d forgotten one crucial piece to my preparations. I was wearing my Spanx, the woman’s underwear equivalent to the Hoover Dam. I should’ve removed them before, that way the rolls would’ve settled naturally and the impression marks from the seams might’ve faded somewhat.

If he removed them now my imperfections would erupt from the confines of my undies like a tsunami of my pasty white skin.

And that was not flattering or sexy in the least.

“Fuck,” I cursed. I leaned over to protect my secret and headbutted Wulfe, hard, in the junk.











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40 comments:

laurie said...

thanks for the wonderful giveaway and i do so enjoy reading your books!

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Jaime Anderson said...

the funniest movie in a while has to be bridesmaids! i love melissa mccarthy! thanks for the giveaway!
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Amy Ruttan said...

Thanks so much, Laurie! :)

Amy Ruttan said...

I LOVE Bridesmaids, Jaime.

So funny.

"It's coming out of me like LAVA!" LOL

Thanks for visiting.

I'll be announcing the winner after the hop.

Jean MP said...

Great excerpt, thanks for being part of this fun blog hop.
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Kaylyn D. said...

I think those 2 parodies sound great. I may move them to the top of my TBR list. Thanks for the giveaway!
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CBarton said...

I caught myself snorting with laughter on that excerpt and my hubby wanting to know what I was laughing about.

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WakeAngel said...

How I Met your Mother! <3 that show!

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Cheree Crump said...

Just about anything with Adam Sandler in it!!
Thank you for the giveaway!

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books4me said...

Thanks for being a part of the giveaway!!! WOO HOO! Love the excerpt!

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Urb said...

I adore old movies, and I gotta say that Some Like it Hot makes me laugh every time. So chock full of double entendres and innuendo, with a great cast and great performances. Thanks for the cute excerpt, and for joining the hop.
Urb
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Sheri Vidal said...

My favorite comedy is a toss up between The Hangover and Bridesmaids.

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Amy Ruttan said...

Wake Angel, I love How I Met Your Mother. Just watched all 7 seasons on Netflix and I'm trying to get caught up on Season 8.

Amy Ruttan said...

Cheree, I love Adam Sandler. I think my favorite is still Happy Gilmore. That came out when I was in highschool and me and my highschool girlfriends still quote it.

Amy Ruttan said...

I haven't seen Some Like it Hot, Urb. Though I'll definitely have to add it to my TBW pile. :)

Lola Thomas said...

I have to chose the Big Bang Theory; we really don't watch a lot of TV but that show does catch my attention occasionally and make me laugh.
I found your excerpt to be very funny and interesting; have added it to my TBL!
Thank you for the contest!
Have a great day!
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Amy Ruttan said...

I do love The Big Bang Theory too, Lola. Sheldon cracks me up.

books4me said...

Excellent...so you are also a humorous author! XO

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Amy Ruttan said...

I try to be, Books4Me. :)

I have a bit of a warped sense of humor. LOL

susanmp said...

I LOVED the excerpt! LOL

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Ashley Applebee said...

OMG!! That was hilarious!! My favorite comedy is actually "Good Luck Chuck" starring Dane Cook. I don't know if you've seen it but its about a guy that woman think is good luck because after they sleep with him they find their true love and get married. It's HILARIOUS.
Thanks so much for the great giveaway and joining in on the hop!!!
Ashley A
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Amy Ruttan said...

I love Good Luck Chuck! :)

Jeanette Platt said...

OMG that was so funny... I need to get those books... Had me laughing so hard. Thanks for being part of the hop.

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Froggy said...

How i met your mother! :)

Froggy
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Mer said...

Love the excerpt! As for my fav comedy, I'm a fan of The Big Bang Theory.

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RILEKAT said...

on tv I like the Big Bang Theory and movie wise - hmmm The Princess Bride - thanks for the giveaway!

Angela Love said...

My favorite comedy on TV has to be The Big Bang Theory....Favorite movie I guess would be Bridesmaids... I'm not into comedy movies...I'm of an action movie girl....

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jessiel said...

Enjoyed the excerpt. Too bad she couldn't snap her fingers or twitch her nose to make the Spanx disappear. My favorite comedy is RV with Robin Williams. But I have also enjoyed American Reunion.

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Booklover1335 said...

These books sound like so much fun :)

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Meghan said...

As in movie?? That's hard. I enjoyed "Bridesmaids," "Heavy Weights" is really good, too. I also loved "When in Rome."
Thanks for the giveaway!

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Chrystina Williams said...

My favorite comedy is probably Billy Madison or Happy Gilmore :) I love me some old Adam Sandler movies! Thanks so much for the giveaway!

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VampedChik said...

Bridesmaids was really good. I also love alot of the old comedies. Young Frankenstien and Blazing Saddles.
-Amber
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Vanessa N. said...

Great excerpt. I love the movie Space Balls.

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June M. said...

My favorite comedy tv show would be The Big Bang Theory :) Love that show!
I really liked the excerpt and feel sorry for Wulfe for that ending...OUCH!
June
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Sheri Vidal said...

Looking forward to reading the anthologies.

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Krysykat said...

Awesome excerpt. My favorite comedies are anything by Mel Brooks.

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Book Attict said...

Thanks for the amazing giveaway!
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Book Attict said...

On TV I love Big Bang Theory...in movies, Dogma & The Ref are 2 of my faves.
Thanks for the amazing giveaway!
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Julianne Keller said...

And yes, as they say, the rest is history! haha
Favorite comedy movie is the Christmas Vacation movies with Chevy Chase. Just too funny.
Thanks for a great hop.

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laura troxel said...

You are a new author to me. All your books sound like great reads.
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