
I'm training my computer to recognize my voice. My hubby bought me a microphone headset for my birthday in April. I've done a previous post of this before, and I have no idea how to link to it, cause I suck at technical stuff. Anyways, the computer is getting better ... but still is not perfect. I dictate Nursery Rhymes because it seems simpler than romantic scenes. Last time I did that it referred to the man's testicles as a Ball Eight. Anyways, try to guess the Nursery Rhymes, some are easy ummm some not.
Enjoy!
1. Peter Peter pumpkin feature, why encoded keeper he kept are in a pumpkin shell and there he kept her very well .
2. Three blind mice be held may run they already after the farmers why will cut their tails off with a carving knife have you ever seen such a site in your life and three clients and .
3. The it’s the bitsy spider climbed up the water spout down came the rain and washed the spider and up came the sun and dried up all the rain and the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout that can .
4. Mary had a little lamb its lease was white as snow and everywhere that Mary when the l’amour sure to go in followed her to school one day which was against the rules it made the children (i.e. to see the laminates who .
5. It’s raining it’s boring the old band is lowering he’d bumped his head and went to bed and couldn’t get up in the morning.
6. Rob a job job three men and a child of butcher of a cure for candlestick maker. (Last time I did this one it wasn't as nearly disturbing as this one. Still got Rob a job, job though).
7. I see the moon and the moon sees me god bless the moon and god bless me. (This one is actually correct, is my computer religious? ;) )
8. Mary Mary quite contrary houses regarding grow the silver bells and Coppola shell and pretty made all in a row.
9. Bob bob black sheep have you any wool yes sir less for three bags full one for my master and one for my game and one for the little boy who lives down the moving.
10. Hey diddle diddle but cat in the battle Account jumped over the moon the little dog last to see such as sports and the addition read away with a spoon.
11. Little Bo peep has lost her sheep and can’t tell where to find them leave them alone and they’ll come home lending their tails behind them. (almost ... almost right).
12. But he was the was the bearer of the one we had no error helped by the was the one and five the was the. (Crap I forgot which one this was, damn. Oh just remembered Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear!)
13. He fivefold from whites smell the blood of an Englishman PC line would be the dead of the rides his bones and make my bread.
2. Three blind mice be held may run they already after the farmers why will cut their tails off with a carving knife have you ever seen such a site in your life and three clients and .
3. The it’s the bitsy spider climbed up the water spout down came the rain and washed the spider and up came the sun and dried up all the rain and the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout that can .
4. Mary had a little lamb its lease was white as snow and everywhere that Mary when the l’amour sure to go in followed her to school one day which was against the rules it made the children (i.e. to see the laminates who .
5. It’s raining it’s boring the old band is lowering he’d bumped his head and went to bed and couldn’t get up in the morning.
6. Rob a job job three men and a child of butcher of a cure for candlestick maker. (Last time I did this one it wasn't as nearly disturbing as this one. Still got Rob a job, job though).
7. I see the moon and the moon sees me god bless the moon and god bless me. (This one is actually correct, is my computer religious? ;) )
8. Mary Mary quite contrary houses regarding grow the silver bells and Coppola shell and pretty made all in a row.
9. Bob bob black sheep have you any wool yes sir less for three bags full one for my master and one for my game and one for the little boy who lives down the moving.
10. Hey diddle diddle but cat in the battle Account jumped over the moon the little dog last to see such as sports and the addition read away with a spoon.
11. Little Bo peep has lost her sheep and can’t tell where to find them leave them alone and they’ll come home lending their tails behind them. (almost ... almost right).
12. But he was the was the bearer of the one we had no error helped by the was the one and five the was the. (Crap I forgot which one this was, damn. Oh just remembered Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear!)
13. He fivefold from whites smell the blood of an Englishman PC line would be the dead of the rides his bones and make my bread.

36 comments:
Wow. Hilarious and baffling, all at the same time. I'm a big linguistics nerd, and from some of what it thought you said, I was thinking you must have a southern accent (can for again?) but I looked at your profile, and you're Canadian, so...yeah. Ha ha.
Impressive you know all of these! HOW!!!
Um, hey you fancy pants...you're the first on the list at homeof TT...I made a huge effort to get in early being so late last week...and what do i see ol fany gal AMY!!!
Have fun with the recording device...god isn't that going to be great for desk posture huh?
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I tried one of those years ago, and because I have an accent it just would not work. I ended up frustrated with it, but had some pretty funny results too .. :) Great list, and Happy TT!
No, no southern accent dewey. I am pretty bland, but that's cool you thought I had one. hehehe, maybe Toronto (where I grew up) has a southern accent compared to the rest of Canada. :)
Candy, oh yes, it will be awesome for desk posture and my wrist if I can get it to work. I mean I write romance and Ball Eight won't cut it.
Sue, what accent do you have. I would love to know what kind of results it gave you.
Oh my, that's absolutely hilarious!! I knew all of those rhymes but one. I wonder what in the world it would do with my accent, East Tennesseean! LOLOL!
Happy TT, my friend! :)
LMAO!!! How much time will it take you to get this thing to actually work? Dear God, you have a LOT of work ahead of you... good thing we get to laugh at the mistakes until then! :)
ROFL Bob Bob Black Sheep!! Oh that is so going into one of my books. LOL!
yeah, I wonder what a southern accent would do!!! Happy TT!
Well, it's improving...
I admire your patience with it.
Happy TT, darling!
Funny list. Good luck training your computer.
Hah hah hah! That's too funny.
Wow that's pretty bad and yet so hilarious! If this is "getting better" I'd hate to see what it was like in the beginning - you must have a lot of patience. If it ever gets fully trained though, I'm sure it will be really handy.
Great list, some of the computers mistakes are just too funny.
I think my favorite will have to go to #5. Those are great!
OMG! *lmao* Too funny!
Woooow, Amy. Your kids must love hearing that--and maybe hubby while you do a little sexy dance? LOL
This list was a riot! Methinks your software isn't doing a great job. Or you cherry picked the worst of them. LOL I've been having the same sort of fun with my Apple Inkwell blog (Inkspatter) Computers are so very close to recognizing speech and handwriting, but not quite reliable at it yet. Have fun calibrating. At least it will keep you giggling. Think of how much longer you will live now! :)
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lol, I think Hey Diddle Diddle is my favourite, but they are all great.
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This makes me terrified of voice recognition. I am a medical transcriptionist and have (on so many occasions) thought about using a voice recognition program but I think this would take me so much longer than actually typing out the work. LOL. Good luck with your computer. LOL. Great TT. See ya soon!
dieing here. toooooo funny!!
Too funny! I don't think kids would be able to memorize these..
I would kill for one of those! Have a Happy TT!
This is pretty fun! Great idea for a TT!
How funny! I actually laughed out loud!
Did you speak into it with a mouth full of marbles... they are hilarious. Great writing effort too.
That was hilarious!
I think I would've tossed my computer out the window, lol
LOL =)
This was cute! I enjoyed it... I tried to that with my pc, but I gave up after a few months... Good luck!!!
These are hilarious. Would never have thought about this, either. My cell phone is the same way. I get so mad at for not recognizing what I'm saying, I want to throw it out the window. I catch myself screaming at the voice. My husband thinks it's funny! There are two names, nothing alike, that it identifies together every time! I say it's stupid!
My Thursday Thirteen is finally up.
Wow! Ha! The fuzzy wuzzy one was way off, but at least I could recognize the rest of them.
Haha, I actually know them! I grew up on fairy tales and nursery rhymes. My husband used to think I was weird.
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By the way, my sonogram came back normal...who knows whats up?! :p
It's like nursery rhymes on drugs. I almost love them this way more.
I hope I didn't track any dirt over here.
I just love the "its raining, it boring"...how funny and how true!!!
I've never tried one of those recording or voice recognition software things. It probably wouldn't work for me. I like to type too much :)
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Voice recognition software is nice...if you happen to speak absolutely unaccented, perfect English (which almost no one in America does). A good friend of mine tried installing DragonSpeak when she had severe wrist problems. She'd say "trial" and the computer would hear "trowel"!!
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